The Australian Government has been recently discussing the implementation of a carbon trading scheme. The gist of goes along the lines of “the more carbon your company produces, the more you pay in a new tax that we are introducing”. The question that needs to be asked is: Will this cause companies to move offshore to places such as China, and continue production with an even greater carbon footprint?

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Whilst travelling on the train the other day, I had a quick conversation with a stranger. He went on to point out that he could spot 3 strippers sitting in our carriage. When questioned over the validity of his observations, he actually had quite a strong case for himself. His case was made up of 2, very cogent points. The first was that the young ladies in question were all recipients of breast augmentation. On further inspection – from what I could tell -they did all actually have quite round and firm breasts. His second argument was that all three were carrying oversized bags. Now, while is it quite normal for ladies to carry very large bags, the bags in question were too large. The only people who could need such bags were those who needed to store a full outfit or two.

Though we’re all innocent until proven guilty, I leave it to you to decide the night-time employment choices made by our three carriage occupants.

EDIT: Eating your own words tastes yum! That was absolutely pathetic. Come on boys. Lift your game!